Unleash Your Tiny Fruit Dreams

Prepare to slurp up the sweetest innovation ever! Introducing Google Nano Banana, the revolutionary device/tool/gadget that will transform your eating experience. This pocket-sized marvel comes loaded with/features/packs cutting-edge technology/science/magic to squeeze every last bit of deliciousness from your favorite mini fruits. With Google Nano

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Oh My God My Brain is Rotted

Alright, listen up. My head feels like it's been run over by a herd of elephants. Dude, I can't even remember if I slept breakfast this morning. It's like my skull is turning into pudding. Perhaps it's all the soda I've been chugging. Or maybe I just need a good vacation. {Either way, this feeling is getting old.Help! Tell me a joke Italians

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